The Devil Sells Mary Kay

Sorry I haven't posted in a couple of days. My internet was down yesterday, but I'm back and ready to bore you.

I'm actually surprised that I have the will to post in the blog. Florida State lost on Saturday to the Clemson Tigers. Some critics and fans want to blame the anemic offense due to the poor play calling of the Jeff Bowden, the Offensive Coordinator (and he is truly offensive!). But I know the real reason that the Seminoles lost. My sister-in-law Jeanne. That's a picture of her on the right. Yeah, see the impish grin? I'm sure you're wondering how this little girl could possibly stop the Florida State juggernaut. It started a year ago.

Jeanne is a Make-A-Wish Fairy. She goes to terminally ill children and grants them a wish. It all sounds good and charitable and I was down with the
program until a year ago. Jeanne had a little girl with terminal cancer that was a Clemson fan. The weekend of the game, Jeanne thought it would be nice to give her some "Beat FSU" stickers. She had some extra and stuck them all over my computer. What happened? FSU lost. She put a hex on FSU that carried over to this year. So, until Jeanne lifts the curse and FSU beats Clemson, Jeanne is the devil. It kinda sucks that my brother is married to Beezlebub and my nephew is the spawn of Satan but what can I say? FSU lost!! I hope Jeanne isn't the devil for too long. I get my Mary Kay from her.