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Monday, June 30, 2008

Who Wanted Some?!

Saw Wanted. Kicked and displayed Angelina Jolie ass! Nuff said!

But I'm going to anyway.

First James McAvoy.

Mr. Tumnus found a way out of Narnia and lost the parasol for a pair of Desert Eagles.

Angelina Jolie.

She doesn't have a lot of lines to chew on, but she's simply amazing! She can beat on my face with brass knuckles anytime!

Timur Bekmambetov.

Gotta give it to the Russkie. He knows how to direct action. I loved his Nightwatch and Daywatch films and he has made the transition to the Hollywood studio system with style. His movies are eyegasmic and this one is no exception. I bet he could make The Sound of Music kick you in the balls with ecstasy!

So see this one!

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Somebody Shoot this Mother ....!!!

Going to see a midnight screening of Wanted tonight. The movie is getting great reviews so I can't wait!!

I'll post a review tomorrow. Check out this red band trailer for a glimpse of the kick in the groin, adrenaline rush, celluloid euphoria I hope this movie is going to be. Plus it has a wet, back tatted Angelina Jolie.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Don't Make Me Angry...

I'm going to see the new Hulk movie on Friday.

New Hulk movie, new RandomTroy banner.

I have higher hopes for this film. I wasn't a fan of the Ang Lee pyschological mess Hulk of a few years ago. I don't want a Sigmund Freud Hulk. I want a Chuck Norris Hulk (minus the beard).

I know this film throws a shout out to the TV series, but I hope it throws a shout out to some serious Hulk smashing!

I do approve of the recasting of Bruce Banner from Eric Bana to Edward Norton.

I never bought Hector as a nerdy scientist.
But Smoochy...I'll buy that for a dollar.
However, I'll take Jennifer Connolly over Liv Tyler any day of the week and twice yesterday.





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Monday, June 09, 2008

Don't Talk to Strangers!





How pathetic am I? I just spent the last 2 hours watching Steve Jobs keynote at the WWDC on the iPhone. I learned about the new Apps Store, the MobileMe web client and the new 3G iPhone. And I don't even own an iPhone!

What!


I saw a free screening of The Strangers the other night. It was sponsored by Creative Screenwriting and had a Q&A with writer/director Bryan Bertino. Unfortunately, the highlight of the evening was the Q&A as the movie was underwhelming. Lots of "cats in the alley" scares but nothing more. Really, really unbelievable circumstances that are more contrived than an Oliver Stone screenplay.

You can hear the Q&A here.



The little ghost from The Orphanage grew up to be a stalker of Arwen.