I know this is incredible. Two posts in two days. Get over it.
Today is my birthday. The big four-oh. But you know what they say..."40 is the new 39." I prefer what my friend Ray says, 'you're only as old as the girls you feel."
40. I'm only a corvette and 20 year-old girlfriend away from a mid-life crisis. Again.
According to the Roman Catholic Church today is a Feast Day for the Beheading of St. John the Baptist?
Grim.
According to Terminator 2: Judgement Day, August 29th is the day Cyberdyne Systems blows up the world.
Groovy.
For those of you in the Los Angeles area you are all invited to celebrate my Judgement Day/Beheading Feast/Bowling Extravaganza tonight.
Where: Corbin Bowling Center
When:11pm-???
Bring your balls (and bowling shoes)!!
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