Horton Hears a Poo

Today I was pondering about poo. I'm not sure about you, but I'm a looker. I look at my feces before I send it down the watery whirlpool. Now you're either thinking "why" or "eww." If it's the former thought, let me illuminate. Poo tells us so much about ourselves. It comes from us. Deep within us. It has stories to tell and many miles to go before it sleeps in the ocean. It's true!! There's even a book that translates your poo. It's called What's Your Poo Telling You? This book will explain the "Log Jam" or the "Soft Serve" and my personal favorite "The Clean Sweep."

So, before you blindly flush your solid waste, take a peek. Find out what your poo is telling you. You'll be grateful.