Slippery Slopes

Today I was at LAX picking up my Mum from her month long visit to the Motherland (that's Vietnam for me, not sure what it is for you).

As I was standing at the Tom Bradley International Terminal, my brother John commented on the beauty of the Asian flight attendants. I just couldn't agree. I'm not generally attracted to Asian women. Maybe it's because I'm Hasian (half-asian). Not to say there aren't beautiful Asian women. I would gargle Gong Li's urine and Zhang Ziyi movies have made many deposits into the spank bank. I'm just not floored by most Asian females. Maybe it was the fact that the flight attendants all had their hair up and were wearing identical uniforms. They all looked alike. Like grapes.