I'm Back

I got back last night from my trip to San Diego. It was a blast and I can't wait to go back for the Rock and Roll Marathon in June 2007. You all are invited to join me!!

Speaking of marathons, the Rock and Roll Half Marathon is about a month away. They still need volunteers. All volunteers receive a free ticket to the post race concert which is being headlined by 3 Doors Down.

Ok, let's check out some stories.

Here's a story of a 5-year old boy saving his grandfather from drowning. Can you imagine the leverage that kid has on his grandpa now?

"Hey Grandpa, can I borrow your car?"

"No, you're only 5."

"Hey Grandpa, remember that gurgling noise as your lungs began to fill with water? That little white light getting closer as you were blacking out? Now how about those keys? I gotta date with little Suzie Nichols down the block. Oh, and how's about you throw a sixer of Bud and some pudding packs into the back seat."

The Sci-Fi Network has a new reality show. It's called Who Wants to be a Superhero. Wow, tv must really suck for new ideas. If I were to be a superhero, I would be Emo-Man!!! Patrolling the seedy streets of the block and college campuses dispensing emotional retribution with my Big Pimp Stick. You don't want a zap of teenage angst or mild paranoia or the deadly PMS Pulse blast. I'll save the day with some eternal optimism or a jolt of euphoria. I'm Emo-Man!!!

Thanks to Michele for the article submission!!

See you tomorrow!