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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Drinking Buddies

Robin Williams is "drinking again" and going to rehab. It must be the posh thing for celebs to do this month. Why is it that celebs get drunk and crazy they go to rehab? When your average citizen gets drunk and crazy, usually one of these things happens:

  1. You wake up the next day with an Adolf Hitler Mustache sharpied to your upper lip(women)
  2. You wake up the next day with your entire body shaved(men)
  3. You beg every girl present to have sex with you despite the fact you have "Mommy" issues and the libido and stamina of a gnat(me)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I thought you were hung like a gnat, ah well my mistake {runs away}.

Anonymous said...

Big of you to admit that one!