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Hey Everyone!

On Monday I'm having a BBQ to commemorate the anniversary of my squeezing out of my Mom's vaginal canal (good times). This is an open invite to all readers who live in the greater Virginia Beach area. The festivities begin at 5pm and continue with the Counting Crows and Goo Goo Dolls concert at 7pm and finish back at the house until the small hours. If you wish to go to the concert, lawn seats are only $25. My address is 1993 Monument Dr, Virginia Beach, VA 23464. If you need directions, Google Maps is the best (double true)!!

I hope everyone can make it!!