Pairings

Osama Bin Laden, the world's most wanted man, is smitten with Whitney Houston, the world's least desirable woman. According to this story, Osama wants to kill Bobby Brown and convert Whitney to Islam. Then they will get married and set up cave somewhere. Rid the world of Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston? Can't seem to find a downside to this scenario. In fact, the U.S. government should be helping Osama with realizing his dream. I mean really, what greater punishment could we inflict on the man than having to live with Whitney Houston? And, we get rid of Bobby Brown too? It's the greatest love of all.

In other tidings of great joy, Brandon Routh, the newest incarnation of Superman, is engaged.

Chris Parnell, Horatio Sanz, and Kenan Thompson are leaving SNL. It's too bad since Parnell and Sanz were the two funniest cast members since Rachel Dratch and Tina Fey left last season. To commemorate their leaving, I give you Lazy Sunday!!